A Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman
“Have ye any bread?”
“No”
“Have ye any bread?”
“I told you No!”
“Have ye any bread”?
“Listen, I’ve told you, I don’t have any bread, if you ask me one more time, I’ll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating little bastard”
“Have ye any Nails?”
“NO!”
“Have ye any bread?”